If you love someone, set them free. If they don’t come back, text them when you’re drunk.
(via therisottoracket)
This is the best thing I have ever seen!!
FUCK
IT’S BACK!OHMY.
IM SO HAPPY ITS BACK.
(via tranquilchaos28)
Thanks Dan for sending me this…
American Apparel.
A store where women want you to put it in their butt obviously.
Thanks to Drew for finding this.
Here’s an incredibly hilarious informercial trying to sell you on a “punk” compilation record. Why didn’t Epitaph ever learn to correct way like this?
“They see me rollin’…they hatin’…”
Gilbert Gottfried reading “50 Shades of Grey”.
Thanks Dan for showing me this.
Niehaus are you really THIS stupid? Bowie has been making music probably before your same sex foster parents had boners for each other. Hasn’t released new material in 10 years. There is no Bowie bandwagon, in fact the only bandwagon here is the one you are driving. The one driving down the road at 1000 mph with the giant rainbow flag, and some stupid fucking headphones. What moron wares headphones in his profile pic? Oh yeah, you do, toolbag.
— some dude attacking me on Pitchfork’s Facebook link for their review of David Bowie’s “The Next Day”. I said there was a Bowie bandwagon cause I felt the review was pretty spot on but people were insanely gushing over it.
For the record, I kind of liked the David Bowie album. I don’t think it’s a masterpiece but it has some pretty shining moments.
For the record, I kind of liked the David Bowie album. I don’t think it’s a masterpiece but it has some pretty shining moments.
